EBITDA COIN
finance-native / operator-grade / diligence-resistant
Profits are temporary.
EBITDA is eternal.
EBITDA Coin is designed for operators, CFOs, and deal teams who already know what the outcome should be.
It’s a finance-native model built on the belief that numbers tell stories resilient enough to survive diligence, footnotes, and relentless adjustment.
The model exists to support the conclusion. Everything else is detail.
It’s a finance-native model built on the belief that numbers tell stories resilient enough to survive diligence, footnotes, and relentless adjustment.
The model exists to support the conclusion. Everything else is detail.
Built for: CFOs & operators
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Outcome: inevitable
Intro video
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What it is
A finance-native meme with boardroom posture. Built for people who can read a waterfall without blinking. It rewards conviction, penalizes nuance, and treats footnotes like optional accessories.
The model
The conclusion comes first. The story follows. Add-backs appear. The narrative tightens. The deck gets cleaner. The multiple gets friendlier. The outcome becomes “market.”
Why it exists
Because in the real world, EBITDA isn’t a metric — it’s a language. And fluency is the difference between “nice business” and “strategic platform.”